Oh Dirtmaier where art thou?

Its been far too long since I've talked to my good (and great) friend. While I may not have anything important to say (since I was born post-Aquinas), a heart-felt discussion on natural law, college basketball, nude modeling, or Tim Root would be much appreciated. If needs be, we could resort to writing telegrams, since using cellphones might make us fall into the deep wilderness of gadgets.